How to be the most awesome dude ever
Since everyone in the world (Jen) has put together a list of commandments for pleasing a lady, I thought I would do my own.
A very specific list, tailored to pleasing me
1. buy me food
2. buy me food
3. buy me food
4. buy me food
5. buy me food
6. love me
7. love me
8. buy me food
9. love me
10. buy me food and don't cheat on me
Bitches love food.
