Absolute eloquence and sh*t

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Dear employer

 

You have found my blog. It is not a fair representation of my work ethics which we both know are terrific. In fact they are so terrific that you have gainfully employed me and cannot change your mind now.

 

However if you are bothered by anything on my blog, please feel free to speak to me about it.

 

Also, rest assured I will never write about work or the company or anything related to work with the exception of passing mention that I do work or overviews of the industry in a very non specific way.

 

We so need a social media policy in place for this.

 

Cheers

Feryx

 

p.s: Has anyone seen my other stapler? I have 2, one that's just plain black and another with a grey stripe. Anyone?